I hated today. I woke up with an upset stomach, but nothing would come out. So I went to school. With every pedal of my bike, the pain in my stomach got worse. In science, he was talking about heart attacks, but I wasn't listening because poo was starting to come out. It was sick! I raised my hand and ran out of the room. I went to the bathroom and poohed my guts out. There was already some in my pants, so I went to the office and they sent me home.
All afternoon I felt fine, but I didn't go back to school.